Stupid people are gonna be shot anyway, so don't bother doing it
of 31 votes, 6% like it
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Don't bother shooting stupid people, someone will beat you to it.
of 30 votes, 17% like it
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Don't bother annoying stupid people, someone will shoot them
of 31 votes, 16% like it
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...that's genius. It's like a vegetable Noah's Ark.
of 49 votes, 16% like it
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Choose not a life of imitation.
of 55 votes, 16% like it
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It's always fun to watch it crash and burn.
of 53 votes, 9% like it
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My best 'internet' friend is a Tasmanian
of 49 votes, 6% like it
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BREAKING NEWS : Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery
of 48 votes, 29% like it
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I'd break into a towns worth of houses and rob families blind
of 48 votes, 2% like it
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I'm a Tasmanian, that's my excuse.
of 49 votes, 12% like it
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It is what it is!
of 49 votes, 2% like it
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If you don't start, you don't have to stop.
of 47 votes, 4% like it
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If you don't stop, you don't have to start.
of 49 votes, 8% like it
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if the van is a rockin, dont come a knockin.
of 48 votes, 10% like it
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People say "Words cant hurt me", and get hit with dicti
of 56 votes, 9% like it
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I do enjoy cheese every once and a while...
of 58 votes, 17% like it
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Everyone loves chocolate, screw lactose intolerants
of 51 votes, 16% like it
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I feel fu...I mean lucky!
of 50 votes, 10% like it
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A life without tacos is a life not worth living.
of 51 votes, 14% like it
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If youre not living on the edge, you're taking up too much space.
of 50 votes, 14% like it
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There are only ever two sizes in stores:Too large, and Too small.
of 49 votes, 10% like it
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There are only ever two sizes in stores:Too large, and Too small.
of 51 votes, 10% like it
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Faith begins where reason ends.
of 50 votes, 20% like it
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Worrying never changed anything.
of 50 votes, 12% like it
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Procrastinate now...Dont put it off
of 51 votes, 25% like it
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How I wish there was an Edit/Undo button on the keyboard of life.
of 49 votes, 12% like it
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The amount of sleep needed by average people is five minutes more
of 50 votes, 28% like it
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If I promise to miss you, will you go away?
of 51 votes, 24% like it
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The best things in life are free, and worth every penny.
of 49 votes, 16% like it
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One thing you can't recycle is wasted time.
of 50 votes, 18% like it
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If you can't laugh at yourself others will do it for you.
of 51 votes, 31% like it
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Multitasking: Messing everything up at the same time.
of 51 votes, 39% like it
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Dont force it...get a large hammer
of 50 votes, 16% like it
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RAM disc is not a installation procedure.
of 51 votes, 12% like it
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The best way to double your money? Fold it over.
of 50 votes, 20% like it
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Cheese fries relieve stress
of 50 votes, 10% like it
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0.0
of 54 votes, 9% like it
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did that guy just wrestle ninjas?
of 53 votes, 13% like it
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We are cotton-headed ninny-muggins.
of 55 votes, 7% like it
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You are a cotton-headed ninny-muggins.
of 59 votes, 19% like it
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I am a cotton-headed ninny-muggins.
of 57 votes, 12% like it
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Kiwi Licking Banana Cows Rock My Socks!
of 54 votes, 6% like it
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Is your momma a llama?
of 64 votes, 14% like it
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LYK HAI
of 61 votes, 7% like it
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I live in an oak tree. (It's a big oak tree)
of 59 votes, 5% like it
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Being the best is mostly a burden.
of 64 votes, 8% like it
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We are all led by instinct, and our intellect catches up later..
of 61 votes, 13% like it
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Call 9-1-1, He's Got A GUN!
of 60 votes, 2% like it
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i think it'd be better if i was shirtless
of 63 votes, 10% like it
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uh. hi.
of 61 votes, 11% like it
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i used to go with the flow
of 59 votes, 7% like it
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Your blood alcohol level is higher than your GPA
of 65 votes, 31% like it
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Ich mag dich nicht, aber ich mag Kase (german, use translator)
of 61 votes, 8% like it
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tonight, youre gonna be a slutty girl. oh wait.
of 59 votes, 7% like it
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Friends are the key to life. Without them you are dead
of 62 votes, 8% like it
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daisy hugger.
of 60 votes, 10% like it
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silly me! i forgot you were fake.
of 59 votes, 8% like it
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can you say "PATHETIC"
of 63 votes, 5% like it
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save the drama for you moma
of 62 votes, 5% like it
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The best thing youll ever learn is to love and be loved in return
of 59 votes, 8% like it
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I hear love stories but none match mine...
of 62 votes, 11% like it
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Don't be jealous cause the voices only talk to me!
of 60 votes, 8% like it
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Think, its not illegal yet
of 59 votes, 19% like it
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God doesn't answer one handed prayers
of 62 votes, 13% like it
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And I know that it's stupid
of 60 votes, 2% like it
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the mama panda
of 60 votes, 5% like it
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I feel infinite!
of 63 votes, 11% like it
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you know what? We need to go dancing......NOW!!! *hug*
of 59 votes, 3% like it
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Will I ever get to see, the ending to my story?
of 59 votes, 5% like it
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This could be the very minute, I'm aware I'm alive..
of 62 votes, 8% like it
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If God is a DJ, life is a dance floor...
of 59 votes, 14% like it
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you're my favorite
of 59 votes, 12% like it
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hey Mr. Money! I can be your honey.
of 62 votes, 5% like it
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I LIKE FUZZY EARS!
of 59 votes, 8% like it
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can i ogle your sexy leg?
of 59 votes, 8% like it
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i'm a redneck, hell yea i'm a redneck
of 62 votes, 3% like it
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hell yea
of 59 votes, 2% like it
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EVERYTHING IS LESBIAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
of 59 votes, 7% like it
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EVERYTHING IS GAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
of 61 votes, 7% like it
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Please try to stay straight for the rest of the road trip
of 59 votes, 10% like it
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if its yellow let it mellow, if its brown flush it down
of 58 votes, 9% like it
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goths are the same as emos
of 61 votes, 8% like it
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I want an iGod
of 59 votes, 12% like it
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my pledge furniture polish is better than yours
of 58 votes, 7% like it
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The $2,000 prize given for submitting designs does not apply =[
of 61 votes, 3% like it
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*insert hilarious Slogan here*
of 59 votes, 3% like it
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A Type Tee Slogan!
of 57 votes, 5% like it
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Ready to submit????
of 61 votes, 5% like it
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I love being the man of the year
of 59 votes, 5% like it
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Who said Micheal Jackson was gay?
of 59 votes, 5% like it
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Who said R Kelly was gay?
of 62 votes, 3% like it
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I <3 R Kelly
of 59 votes, 2% like it
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I are kelly
of 58 votes, 3% like it
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TWOOOOOFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUCKINGWHORES
of 62 votes, 3% like it
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Mornings should come with a dimmer switch
of 59 votes, 15% like it
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I agree to Legal Terms. *last revised August 2, 2006
of 58 votes, 5% like it
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See these chocolates? Baby I'm your slaaave
of 61 votes, 7% like it
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you're a whipaholic
of 59 votes, 3% like it
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shut it baby G
of 58 votes, 7% like it
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someone whos dumb locks their convertible,but leaves the top down
of 63 votes, 5% like it
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time to get ma' fat pants!
of 60 votes, 7% like it
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one eye is crying, the other one is smiling
of 58 votes, 7% like it
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moink is the new oink
of 62 votes, 6% like it
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moink is the new moo
of 59 votes, 8% like it
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moooooooo
of 58 votes, 9% like it
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WOO!!!
of 62 votes, 8% like it
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cant lose something you never had.
of 60 votes, 3% like it
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I Want To Be The Prettiest Wreck You've Ever Seen
of 58 votes, 10% like it
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I say slut, you say WHAT?!? Slut!
of 61 votes, 7% like it
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you're pretty much a slut!
of 60 votes, 12% like it
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i <3 you!
of 58 votes, 3% like it
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pay backs a bitch!!!!
of 62 votes, 6% like it
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how can i miss you if you DON'T GO AWAY!!!!!!!!!!!
of 59 votes, 15% like it
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nothing can beat the wig twins that play paddleball!
of 58 votes, 5% like it
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love me or hate me you still suck eggs
of 62 votes, 8% like it
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love me or hate me you still smell funny
of 60 votes, 20% like it
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i;m bored. thats why i'm submitting slogans
of 58 votes, 5% like it
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can you type this sentence with your eyes clsed?
of 62 votes, 10% like it
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if you feel so alive, what are those wrinkles?
of 59 votes, 5% like it
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yeah we'll do it on the catwalk
of 58 votes, 19% like it
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wElCoMe To ThE fUtUrE
of 62 votes, 10% like it
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tonight, youre gonna be a slutty girl. oh wait. thats every night
of 60 votes, 5% like it
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we are rare and special
of 58 votes, 7% like it
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i dont know why i submit slogans, maybe just for the emails
of 64 votes, 11% like it
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you KNOW how i do!
of 60 votes, 8% like it
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If there were 12 days of christmas, we would have 1607 presents
of 58 votes, 16% like it
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cause i think youre hawt
of 62 votes, 3% like it
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cause i think youre hot
of 60 votes, 3% like it
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I am a hovercraft
of 58 votes, 9% like it
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republicans for voldemort!
of 62 votes, 16% like it
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your hands may be cold, but youre flamin'
of 60 votes, 3% like it
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christmas is good for one thing, PRESENTS!
of 58 votes, 3% like it
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if we need to move along,then how come the present feels so good?
of 62 votes, 6% like it
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The tree dont fall far from the nuts
of 60 votes, 8% like it
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can i butt hump you?
of 58 votes, 2% like it
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out of 234782459034 votes, 0% like it
of 62 votes, 10% like it
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i told her to shut up, and she PMSed
of 60 votes, 3% like it
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where DID we go wrong??
of 58 votes, 7% like it
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yawn
of 62 votes, 3% like it
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can you hand me the telly?
of 60 votes, 7% like it
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the war in iraq is an oxy moron
of 58 votes, 5% like it
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ICH MAG KESA (i like cheese in german)
of 60 votes, 10% like it
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BABOOSHKA
of 59 votes, 7% like it
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ishkabibles are better than you
of 56 votes, 4% like it
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fajibles are better than you
of 60 votes, 3% like it
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i *heart* barenaked hippos
of 59 votes, 2% like it
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i hug the ladies just for the boobies
of 56 votes, 11% like it
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i had to break it to shakira that her hips DO lie
of 60 votes, 7% like it
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my hips dont lie
of 58 votes, 5% like it
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my balls are itchy, can you scratch them?
of 56 votes, 4% like it
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Rock out with your cupcakes out
of 60 votes, 8% like it
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I [did your mom...and your dad....at the same time....]
of 59 votes, 7% like it
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I [did your mom]
of 56 votes, 5% like it
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I [think you're hot]
of 60 votes, 5% like it
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If you loved me all along, how come youre so far away?
of 59 votes, 7% like it
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I'm the only gay eskimo
of 56 votes, 9% like it
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The mouth is busy, talk to the shirt
of 60 votes, 8% like it
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Who said I wasn't ignoring you?
of 59 votes, 8% like it
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Buy one shirt and get one free!
of 56 votes, 5% like it
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They said I was hysterical, I think I'm just a little cocky
of 60 votes, 7% like it
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They said I was phycotic, I think I'm just a little cocky
of 59 votes, 7% like it
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the only gay hit is "its raining men"
of 57 votes, 9% like it
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rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrobot
of 61 votes, 7% like it
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lets play together
of 59 votes, 7% like it
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OMG ITS YOU!
of 57 votes, 5% like it
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When I'm bored I pretend I'm Paris Hilton,head slut of sluts inc.
of 60 votes, 10% like it
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In case of power outage, ACT EMO!
of 59 votes, 8% like it
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Sup my nigga?
of 57 votes, 4% like it
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I FEEL SO SEXY!
of 60 votes, 3% like it
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How can she be far away if shes standing right next to you?
of 59 votes, 3% like it
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If she has the lips of an angel what are those horns for?
of 57 votes, 7% like it
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If she'll be loved how come shes 70 and single?
of 60 votes, 7% like it
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I see you windin', grindin', up on the POLE!
of 59 votes, 5% like it
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Get lost and not get found
of 60 votes, 7% like it
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I could write it down and spread it all around
of 63 votes, 3% like it
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Can I watch you make dark chocolate?
of 61 votes, 2% like it
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Can I watch you make white chocolate?
of 60 votes, 3% like it
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I want candyyyy
of 62 votes, 6% like it
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You cut me down a tree and brought it back to me
of 62 votes, 5% like it
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What rhymes with b00bs? NOOBS!
of 61 votes, 5% like it
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What rhymes with n00bs? BOOBS!
of 63 votes, 6% like it
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Hey sexy, how you doing?
of 62 votes, 2% like it
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I wonder what its all about
of 60 votes, 5% like it
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I can feel us going down
of 63 votes, 5% like it
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I'm too sexy for a shirt
of 64 votes, 11% like it
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You must use your iiiiimmmmmmmaaaaaggiinnaattiioonn
of 60 votes, 3% like it
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GRANDMA MOSES MAKES MUNCHY MEAT ON MOST MONDAY MORNINGS!!!!!
of 62 votes, 5% like it
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Are we ever really satisfied?
of 63 votes, 6% like it
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Kirby; the genderless creature
of 59 votes, 19% like it
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Where do you think YOU will be in 200 years?
of 61 votes, 10% like it
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Music is life!
of 63 votes, 13% like it
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Juvinilles for Jesus
of 59 votes, 3% like it
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Why must girls PMS?
of 63 votes, 6% like it
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I told your girlfriend she was lesbian and she started PMSing
of 63 votes, 6% like it
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I told your boyfriend he was gay and he started PMSing
of 58 votes, 14% like it
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I told your boyfriend he was gay and he slapped me with his purse
of 63 votes, 29% like it
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ANYBODY WANNA BUMP N GRIND?
of 63 votes, 3% like it
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Pimping ain't easy.
of 60 votes, 7% like it
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Romance is like an asshole. Things come and go but they dont last
of 62 votes, 11% like it
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Life is like an asshole. Things come and go but they never last.
of 61 votes, 8% like it
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Shouldn't it be that easy, just to be happy? For a while?
of 58 votes, 9% like it
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They said to follow my dreams.Too bad they were all nightmares...
of 64 votes, 13% like it
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You always have friends but some might not be your friend at all
of 60 votes, 3% like it
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You should go on a diet
of 61 votes, 2% like it
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Lying's the most fun a girl can get without takin her clothes off
of 64 votes, 6% like it
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Llamas are psychotic
of 60 votes, 5% like it
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Bunnies are psychotic
of 60 votes, 5% like it
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Monkeys are psychotic
of 63 votes, 5% like it
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Polar Bears are hysterical
of 60 votes, 3% like it
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Polar Bears are psychotic
of 60 votes, 2% like it
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Pandas are psychotic
of 63 votes, 5% like it
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Ducks are psychotic
of 61 votes, 5% like it
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Wolves are psychotic
of 59 votes, 3% like it
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Haole pride
of 63 votes, 5% like it
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THEYWERELIKEZOMGANDIWASLIKELMFAO
of 61 votes, 10% like it
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HEWASLIKEZOMGANDIWASLIKELMFAO
of 60 votes, 7% like it
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SHEWASLIKEZOMGANDIWASLIKELMFAO
of 64 votes, 8% like it
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I dont overreact. What gave you that idea? Huh? HUH???
of 62 votes, 10% like it
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Wolves are hysterical
of 61 votes, 3% like it
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Bunnies are hysterical
of 63 votes, 3% like it
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Monkeys are hysterical
of 61 votes, 7% like it
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Pandas are hysterical
of 61 votes, 8% like it
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Llamas are hysterical
of 64 votes, 8% like it
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Ducks are hysterical
of 62 votes, 13% like it
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Born to breathe
of 61 votes, 8% like it
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This is our destiny
of 64 votes, 9% like it
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Cause I'm cool like that yo
of 63 votes, 5% like it
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I'm drowning in your lies & it's so hard to breathe.
of 61 votes, 7% like it
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You're pulling the trigger all wrong
of 64 votes, 20% like it
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My daddy says I'm special.
of 64 votes, 9% like it
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I ride the short bus every day.
of 58 votes, 10% like it
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It appears that this person has dropped the soap.
of 66 votes, 9% like it
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I'm just one big FREAKIN' ray of sunshine.
of 66 votes, 12% like it
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I'm a destructosaurus.
of 64 votes, 13% like it
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sdhnvoiuctkjagabyouregayshfisdfn iafidfgadfiafmiafhuinmdf
of 70 votes, 11% like it
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And I was like........ZOMG!
of 71 votes, 14% like it
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I'm an emosaurus.
of 68 votes, 13% like it
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I'm a sexysaurus.
of 73 votes, 15% like it
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I'm a betterthanyousaurus.
of 71 votes, 7% like it
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I was uncool, before uncool was cool.
of 64 votes, 20% like it
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My imaginary friend thinks you have serious problems...
of 68 votes, 22% like it
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And that's when the Asian Cannabalistic Zeebras attacked.
of 68 votes, 18% like it
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Do me right now. Right where I'm standing.
of 64 votes, 2% like it
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The emo train that couldn't.
of 68 votes, 15% like it
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She's a MAN eater.
of 67 votes, 3% like it
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DOES IT REALLY LOOK LIKE I GIVE A SHIT?
of 64 votes, 6% like it
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Oh shut up and go tell it to your mommy.
of 66 votes, 8% like it
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Here we go.
of 70 votes, 9% like it
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Is it a bird? Is it a plane? NO! It's hobogirl!
of 67 votes, 6% like it
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Baldys are hot.......like Dr. Phil!
of 69 votes, 4% like it
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Oh, no YOU didn't girlfriend!
of 68 votes, 7% like it
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Well.....DUH!
of 65 votes, 8% like it
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Whuch you like?
of 67 votes, 1% like it
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You city slicker.
of 70 votes, 3% like it
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Shrinks are for sissies.
of 63 votes, 3% like it
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Shrinks are for wussies.
of 66 votes, 9% like it
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I planted bird seed. Bird came up. I don't know what to feed it.
of 73 votes, 11% like it
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You make no sense.
of 70 votes, 4% like it
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I make no sense.
of 73 votes, 10% like it
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I'll attack you with my veggies!
of 72 votes, 10% like it
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I am SO happy!
of 71 votes, 3% like it
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Huh?!?!?!?
of 73 votes, 5% like it
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Gambling isn't addictive.....
of 74 votes, 4% like it
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Deranged but fun.
of 72 votes, 8% like it
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Daring to do nothing.
of 72 votes, 11% like it
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I'm the creator of my own little world.......
of 74 votes, 7% like it
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Candy is spiffy.
of 71 votes, 6% like it
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BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
of 72 votes, 8% like it
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Bad hair day??
of 73 votes, 5% like it
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Arr, matey!
of 73 votes, 11% like it
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:[
of 74 votes, 9% like it
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I'm smart.....you're not.
of 75 votes, 7% like it
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Love like winter.
of 70 votes, 9% like it
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Lemme see ya grills! Ya grills!
of 74 votes, 8% like it
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Don't be jealous of my bling.
of 73 votes, 5% like it
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I'll let you whip me if I misbehave.
of 70 votes, 6% like it
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Your girlfriend wants my bod.
of 74 votes, 7% like it
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Your boyfriend wants my bod.
of 73 votes, 7% like it
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Your dad rocks my socks.
of 71 votes, 3% like it
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You rock my socks.
of 73 votes, 11% like it
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I'm a proud nerd.
of 74 votes, 8% like it
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I'm just too white and nerdy.
of 72 votes, 10% like it
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That's not what your boyfriend said in bed last night.
of 74 votes, 9% like it
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That's not what your girlfriend said in bed last night.
of 72 votes, 4% like it
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That's not what your dad said in bed last night.
of 72 votes, 3% like it
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That's not what your mom said in bed last night.
of 74 votes, 4% like it
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Your two gay dads.
of 75 votes, 5% like it
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Sticks and stones may break my bon-OMG HE HAS A MACHINE GUN!
of 73 votes, 23% like it
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Pimpalicious.
of 74 votes, 7% like it
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Dont fix me. I'm not broken.
of 75 votes, 12% like it
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Kill me now.
of 73 votes, 5% like it
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Heaven sends. And heaven takes.
of 74 votes, 5% like it
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Do me now.
of 74 votes, 8% like it
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His angel kiss was a joke.
of 72 votes, 1% like it
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She's got her halo and wings.
of 74 votes, 5% like it
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That's not what my daddy told me.
of 73 votes, 8% like it
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That's not what my mommy told me.
of 72 votes, 6% like it
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Don't MAKE me bitch slap you.
of 75 votes, 12% like it
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And that's when the Christmas Asian Snowballs attacked.
of 73 votes, 8% like it
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T_T Yes....I am emo
of 73 votes, 4% like it
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Don't be such an emo piece of crap.
of 75 votes, 13% like it
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Don't be such a shithead.
of 74 votes, 5% like it
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Don't be such a poopyhead.
of 73 votes, 4% like it
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-.-
of 75 votes, 9% like it
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As if a hero could save us.
of 73 votes, 14% like it
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It's not Halloween anymore....take off that scary mask!
of 72 votes, 11% like it
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Dads will be dads.
of 75 votes, 4% like it
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Moms will be moms.
of 73 votes, 3% like it
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Guys will be guys.
of 72 votes, 6% like it
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Girls will be girls.
of 74 votes, 12% like it
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Proud to be a pimp since kindergarden.
of 70 votes, 13% like it
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No drama.
of 69 votes, 14% like it
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Your mom is a good kisser.
of 70 votes, 10% like it
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Your dad is a good kisser.
of 68 votes, 9% like it
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Your girlfriend is a good kisser.
of 68 votes, 7% like it
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Your boyfriend is a good kisser.
of 70 votes, 10% like it
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The freeks only get freekyer.
of 67 votes, 10% like it
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The weirdos only get weirder.
of 68 votes, 6% like it
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The geeks only get geekyer.
of 69 votes, 9% like it
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The dumb only get dumber.
of 68 votes, 7% like it
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Your boyfriend is my #1 friend on myspace.
of 68 votes, 10% like it
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Your girlfriend is my #1 friend on myspace.
of 69 votes, 14% like it
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Your dad is my #1 friend on myspace.
of 68 votes, 6% like it
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Your mom is my #1 friend on myspace.
of 68 votes, 4% like it
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I say shotgun...You say wedding. Shotgun!
of 79 votes, 15% like it
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Somewhere, a village is missing an idiot.
of 79 votes, 18% like it
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You're unique, just like everybody else.
of 79 votes, 18% like it
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Smile, it makes other people wonder what you're up to.
of 81 votes, 14% like it
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Silence is golden but duct tape is silver.
of 88 votes, 34% like it
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Never go to bed early. . . stay up and plot your revenge.
of 81 votes, 17% like it
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I'm going to live forever! (or die trying)
of 81 votes, 19% like it
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I used to think I was indesicive, but now I'm not too sure.
of 86 votes, 29% like it
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I'm an angel, the horns are just there to keep the halo straight.
of 82 votes, 13% like it
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Frogs have it easy. They can eat what bugs them.
of 82 votes, 16% like it
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If swimming's so good for your figure, how do you explain whales?
of 83 votes, 22% like it
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I'm not good at empathy, will you settle for sarcasm?
of 84 votes, 26% like it
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Come to the dark side. . . we have cookies.
of 84 votes, 20% like it
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I know Karate, Kung Fu, and 50 other dangerous words.
of 89 votes, 28% like it
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The only person that was perfect was crucified
of 82 votes, 17% like it
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Annoy a politician, think for yourself.
of 86 votes, 34% like it
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If time flies, where does it go?
of 84 votes, 20% like it
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