I Rock Hurricanes.
of 49 votes, 55% like it
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Secretly My Pet Turtle Is A Ninja.
of 50 votes, 60% like it
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Sticks And Stones May Break My Bones, But I'd Rather Not Find Out
of 53 votes, 64% like it
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Thrusting Thursdays Just Never Caught On
of 50 votes, 32% like it
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Just Say 'No!' to Negativity.
of 55 votes, 58% like it
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The Future Is So Luminous, I Have To Wear Tinted Eyeglasses.
of 62 votes, 47% like it
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The Future Is Like So Five Minutes From Now.
of 69 votes, 54% like it
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Time Travelers Leave Their Past In The Future.
of 69 votes, 70% like it
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It Would Be A Lot Cooler If You Were An Ice Cube.
of 64 votes, 64% like it
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It Could Be Worse, The Aliens Could Be Here With Their Cookbook.
of 60 votes, 63% like it
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I Don't Take Life Seriously, I Prefer It With Sugar And Cream.
of 65 votes, 60% like it
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of 45 votes, 49% like it
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Shh, I'm Listening For The Call Of The Wild.
of 67 votes, 54% like it
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of 71 votes, 63% like it
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(small) If You Can Read This, You're Literate And Have Good Eyes.
of 59 votes, 59% like it
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My Thinking Cap Wasn't Warm, So I Traded It For Fuzzy Ear Muffs.
of 60 votes, 63% like it
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of 51 votes, 45% like it
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of 62 votes, 66% like it
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I Used To Have Original Ideas, But I Sold Them For 2 Cents.
of 56 votes, 57% like it
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Crows Take All The Mystery Out Of Murder.
of 65 votes, 58% like it
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of 66 votes, 58% like it
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I Love Cheesy Pickup Lines, They Taste Delicious.
of 59 votes, 61% like it
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There Is No Spoon Because The Fork Used The Knife To Kill It.
of 68 votes, 43% like it
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Sometimes, It Is Rocket Science.
of 91 votes, 80% like it
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Being Zoned Out Is Me Travelling To An Alternate Dimension.
of 57 votes, 58% like it
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White Rabbits Make The Best Magicians.
of 57 votes, 60% like it
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Teleporter Is Broken, Need To Find Alternate Means Of Transport.
of 60 votes, 57% like it
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The Chicken Crossed The Road Because Six Said Seven Ate Nine.
of 65 votes, 43% like it
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Squares Dance, If They Don't Dance They're No Friends Of Mine.
of 65 votes, 42% like it
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Goldy Locks Is Proof Being Just Right Is Bad News Bears.
of 63 votes, 48% like it
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Real Pens Outwit Swords.
of 66 votes, 53% like it
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Tuesday Would Suffer From Identity Crisis If Not For Monday.
of 63 votes, 44% like it
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of 67 votes, 48% like it
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Playing Catch Up Is A Lot Easier With Tomatoes.
of 62 votes, 55% like it
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If I Had A Pet Monkey, I'd Teach It To Fling Poo At You.
of 52 votes, 50% like it
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If We're Rubber And Glue, Insults Are The Least Of Our Worries.
of 65 votes, 68% like it
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My Conscience Is Guided By A Cricket.
of 53 votes, 58% like it
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Algebra Demolished My Dreams Of Professional Fort Building.
of 55 votes, 60% like it
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In Reality, I'm Fictional.
of 60 votes, 55% like it
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I'd Build A Rocket To Go To The Moon, But I'm Allergic To Cheese.
of 57 votes, 46% like it
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Having Too Many Bright Ideas Isn't Environmentally Friendly.
of 41 votes, 51% like it
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I Don't Unlike Talking In Double Negatives.
of 46 votes, 52% like it
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Forget About The Chicken And The Egg, Breakfast Came First.
of 58 votes, 50% like it
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The Last Time I Cursed At Someone They Turned Into A Toad.
of 49 votes, 59% like it
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I'd Offer You A Peanut, But I'm All Out Of Rhymes. I Mean It.
of 46 votes, 59% like it
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I'm No Liar. I Don't Know Where A Cherry Tree Is, Let Alone An Ax
of 40 votes, 45% like it
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Sometimes I'm so Full of Lies, I Spill the Truth.
of 42 votes, 57% like it
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I'm So Fresh, I'm Moving To Bel Air.
of 49 votes, 53% like it
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Gravity: Proof That The World Does Revolve Around Me.
of 55 votes, 67% like it
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of 55 votes, 64% like it
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of 38 votes, 55% like it
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Delicious Is My Favorite Food Group.
of 57 votes, 67% like it
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of 45 votes, 49% like it
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Due To Unforeseen Circumstances, This's Written In Invisible Ink.
of 38 votes, 53% like it
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I Put On My Red Shoes And Danced This Shirt Blue.
of 41 votes, 68% like it
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Rhyming Is Not As Easy As It Sounds. Cheesy.
of 43 votes, 49% like it
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Squares Are Jealous Of Acute Triangles.
of 47 votes, 68% like it
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of 55 votes, 76% like it
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Outer Space Is So In.
of 56 votes, 64% like it
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I Declared A Thumb War Once, The Thumb Won The Right To Rule.
of 43 votes, 53% like it
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My Fortune Cookie Told Me The Magic 8 Ball Is A Liar.
of 56 votes, 66% like it
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I love my pi à la mode.
of 48 votes, 73% like it
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Balloon Animals Ate All My Shadow Puppets.
of 47 votes, 55% like it
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You Are Blocking The Hidden Entrance To My Secret Lair.
of 54 votes, 54% like it
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of 55 votes, 60% like it
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Sometimes My Eyes Glaze Over Like A Jelly Filled Donut.
of 48 votes, 69% like it
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of 53 votes, 64% like it
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My Creative Juices Are Lemon Flavored.
of 53 votes, 53% like it
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of 62 votes, 71% like it
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of 47 votes, 55% like it
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The Pot Called The Kettle Cerulean Blue.
of 47 votes, 53% like it
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The Jig Is Up And The News Is Out Thanks To The Internet.
of 42 votes, 48% like it
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of 37 votes, 59% like it
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I'm Only Pretending To Be Evil For The Super Powers.
of 52 votes, 69% like it
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(sml)If You Can Read This, Please Stop Invading My Personal Space
of 41 votes, 54% like it
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of 53 votes, 60% like it
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Being The Sharpest Crayon Makes Me Deadly.
of 55 votes, 69% like it
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It's Always Sunny, On The Sun.
of 43 votes, 51% like it
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Stop, Drop And Roll Is More Fun When Done On Grassy Slopes.
of 56 votes, 64% like it
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BRB. I Need To Blog About It.
of 47 votes, 53% like it
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This Shirt Was In Hypercolor Until 1988.
of 55 votes, 53% like it
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If At First You Don't Succeed, You Should Take Off The Crown.
of 47 votes, 43% like it
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Have You Seen My Invisibility Cloak Lying Around?
of 48 votes, 48% like it
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I'm Doing Magic Right Now.
of 49 votes, 47% like it
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of 45 votes, 58% like it
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Wishing On A Star Could Be Deadly, I Prefer To Point And Wish.
of 48 votes, 42% like it
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I Love Mixed Metaphors, Especially Peas And Carrots.
of 52 votes, 56% like it
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Liar, Liar, Pants On Fire Keeps Me Honest.
of 39 votes, 49% like it
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Killing Two Birds With One Stone Is Easier Said Than Done.
of 48 votes, 67% like it
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I Save My Funniest Jokes For The Internet.
of 42 votes, 48% like it
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Subtle Simplicity Is Selective.
of 40 votes, 45% like it
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I Don't Put Words In Peoples Mouths, It's Unsanitary.
of 50 votes, 48% like it
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Drawing A Blank Takes All My Brain Power.
of 39 votes, 49% like it
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Rocket Science: Helping Coyotes Travel Faster Than Roadrunners.
of 44 votes, 59% like it
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Color By Numbers Helps Me Paint The Town Red.
of 44 votes, 43% like it
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I Took A Walk On The Wild Side Once, It Bit Me In The Ass.
of 41 votes, 44% like it
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I'm On My Way To That Place Where I Did That One Thing That Time.
of 54 votes, 48% like it
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My Favorite Toys Are Made Out Of Plastic And Imagination.
of 46 votes, 46% like it
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Cheaters Never Prosper, But Gypsies, Tramps And Thieves Might.
of 43 votes, 47% like it
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I Learn Everything I Need To Know From Science Fiction Movies.
of 56 votes, 66% like it
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Algebra Crushed My Dreams Of Building Forts Professionally.
of 55 votes, 45% like it
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Two Shakes Of A Leg If You're Happy And You Know How To Dance.
of 51 votes, 49% like it
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I Love Eating Fruit, It Makes Me Feel Like I'm In An Arcade Game.
of 63 votes, 68% like it
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Curiosity Doesn't Kill Cats, Following Mice Into Danger Does.
of 52 votes, 46% like it
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I Don't Have An Attitude Problem, Clearly It's Everyone Else.
of 51 votes, 47% like it
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of 51 votes, 59% like it
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This Shirt Comes With Authentic Battle Damage.
of 55 votes, 58% like it
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You Say Silent But Deadly, I Say Ninja.
of 52 votes, 60% like it
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I Saved Me From Myself, It Was Epic.
of 57 votes, 63% like it
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I Climbed A Bean Stalk Once, I Didn't Find Jack.
of 73 votes, 70% like it
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I Received A Higher Education By Reading On Top Of Ladders.
of 64 votes, 61% like it
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Dodgeball Taught Me How To Survive In The Real World.
of 69 votes, 70% like it
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Sometimes Dewey Decimal Has A Hard Time Getting His Point Across.
of 67 votes, 73% like it
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I Feel Like Making Love, But Cupcakes Sound Easier.
of 73 votes, 63% like it
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Do Not Feed The Animals, They'd Rather Eat You Anyway.
of 72 votes, 76% like it
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My Imagination Isn't Wild, It's Free Range.
of 67 votes, 66% like it
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Illogical: Sounding Out Words To Find Them In The Dictionary.
of 59 votes, 58% like it
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Say What You Will About Irrational Fears, But Clowns Are Scary.
of 55 votes, 55% like it
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I'm Napping On The Inside.
of 56 votes, 71% like it
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Having A Heart Of Gold May Lead To Eating A Lot Of Carrots.
of 54 votes, 46% like it
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I Love Mixed Metaphors, They Taste Better Than Mixed Veggies.
of 53 votes, 47% like it
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Scientific Experiments Are Fun! Now Please, Stop Squirming.
of 77 votes, 57% like it
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Fairies Find Tall Tales To Be Discriminatory, And Bias To Ogres.
of 58 votes, 48% like it
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of 55 votes, 44% like it
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of 57 votes, 68% like it
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Oranges: Glad You Didn't Say Banana And That You Stopped Knocking
of 42 votes, 62% like it
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My Members Only Jacket Is In The Wash, Consider This A Substitute
of 44 votes, 61% like it
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If I Had Two Left Feet, Instead Of Dancing, I'd Join The Circus.
of 53 votes, 66% like it
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Grandmas: Because Those Cookies Aren't Going To Bake Themselves.
of 86 votes, 87% like it
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The Only Tongue Twisters I Know Are Cherry Stems.
of 52 votes, 52% like it
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Protest March. And Any Other Month Without Gift Bearing Holidays.
of 53 votes, 62% like it
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Being Mint In Box Makes A Life Of Action Difficult.
of 54 votes, 44% like it
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I'm Enjoying Today. You May Be Interrupting.
of 55 votes, 55% like it
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I Only Have To Run Faster Than You And The Zombie Behind Us.
of 55 votes, 64% like it
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An Apple A Day Would Make You Rotten Down To The Core.
of 47 votes, 45% like it
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Too Bad This Shirt Does't Say What I'm Currently Thinking About .
of 59 votes, 71% like it
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I Hate When People Whisper. It Makes Eavesdropping Hard.
of 60 votes, 55% like it
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I Believe In Spirits And I Prefer Them Shaken, Not Stirred.
of 63 votes, 60% like it
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I Love Food. I Won't Eat Anything Else.
of 68 votes, 57% like it
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Look Out, I'm Fighting Crime. Bang! Splat! Pow! Zlonk!
of 59 votes, 69% like it
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I Don't Know The Meaning Of Life, I Lost My Dictionary.
of 68 votes, 53% like it
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Money Back Guarantee: I Guaranty You Won't Get Your Money Back.
of 65 votes, 52% like it
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Being Part Bionic Makes Living An Organic Lifestyle Difficult.
of 72 votes, 65% like it
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The Big Bad Wolf Needs To Just Say No To Huffing And Puffing.
of 74 votes, 64% like it
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I'm Not Technologically Savvy, I Send Text Messages In Bottles.
of 75 votes, 72% like it
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The Monkeys Only Make You Think Space Exploration Is Dangerous.
of 59 votes, 53% like it
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I Think The Big Bad Wolf Just Has A Sweet Tooth For Red Dye No. 5
of 60 votes, 43% like it
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Black Holes Are Just A Handle Away From Being Vacuums.
of 72 votes, 68% like it
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Alphabet Soup Is So Often Type Cast.
of 61 votes, 51% like it
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99 Is Such An Odd Number, What Happened To That Last Balloon?
of 70 votes, 63% like it
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My Favorite Colors Are The Ones That Taste Delicious.
of 69 votes, 71% like it
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Color Me Excited, Preferably With Non-Toxic Markers.
of 67 votes, 60% like it
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Llamas And Rolling Stones Agree: Being A Beast of Burden is Hard.
of 54 votes, 41% like it
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Inspiration Strikes When Under A Tree. No, Wait That's Lightning.
of 63 votes, 62% like it
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Online, Embarrassment Just Means Creating A New User Account.
of 67 votes, 61% like it
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Sometimes I Cut In Line. Please Don't Tell The Person Behind Me.
of 66 votes, 65% like it
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This Is Just A Distraction So My Sidekick Could Sneak Up On You.
of 74 votes, 55% like it
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If I Were Radioactive I'd Be Glowing. (glow ink) Oh No.
of 70 votes, 67% like it
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Being Lost In Space Would Be A Lot Cooler With A Robot.
of 56 votes, 57% like it
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For Being A Frontier, Space Sure Is Lacking Tumbleweeds.
of 74 votes, 55% like it
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WITH CAPS LOCK EVERYTHING SEEMS DEFINITIVE, Even When It's Not.
of 60 votes, 47% like it
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Sometimes Life Doesn't Add Up, I Blame My Math Teacher.
of 72 votes, 54% like it
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Curses! I Left My Diabolical Mustache In My Secret Hide Out.
of 81 votes, 62% like it
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I Took Candy From A Stranger Once, They Cried So I Gave It Back.
of 72 votes, 54% like it
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I Forgot My Thinking Cap At Home.
of 63 votes, 46% like it
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When I Grow Up I'm Going To Be A Fossil.
of 85 votes, 68% like it
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I Threw Caution To The Wind, It Came Back And Hit Me In The Head.
of 82 votes, 71% like it
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I Prefer Made Up Words To Low Maintenance Ones, They're Prettier.
of 64 votes, 52% like it
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Was Going To Be An Action Hero But My Stunt Double Had A Mishap.
of 64 votes, 44% like it
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I Love Poking Urchins.
of 69 votes, 41% like it
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I'm Not Walking Fast, You're In Slow Motion.
of 82 votes, 50% like it
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(regular)I Enjoy Movie Quotes(small) And Passing Them Off As Mine
of 72 votes, 46% like it
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Sometimes I Say Politically Incorrect Things.
of 76 votes, 46% like it
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Few Things Embarrass Me More Than My Childhood Haircuts.
of 76 votes, 61% like it
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Having Poor Taste Means You'll Never Go Hungry.
of 75 votes, 55% like it
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Action Movies Speak Louder Than Books Without Pictures.
of 155 votes, 81% like it
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I Find Cautionary Tales Are Keen On Preventative Measures.
of 69 votes, 59% like it
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I Think Plaid Patterns Are Best Worn By Squares.
of 67 votes, 60% like it
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Sometimes I Say Inappropriate Things Improperly.
of 61 votes, 51% like it
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Love Songs Are Best Left To Country Singers And Karaoke Lounges.
of 63 votes, 56% like it
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I Have Enough Initiative For Failure To Be An Option.
of 71 votes, 58% like it
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I Used To Be A Court Jester, But The Judge Gave Me The Ax.
of 62 votes, 47% like it
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If Time Is An Illusion, Why Am I Always Late?
of 77 votes, 58% like it
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Life Isn't Fair, But If It Had A Ferris Wheel I'd Be Happier.
of 80 votes, 63% like it
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Being Stuck In The Middle Isn't Bad, If You're Peanut Butter.
of 80 votes, 50% like it
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Once Zombies Are Real I Can't Hit Reset When I'm Bitten.
of 64 votes, 41% like it
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I Never Understood How That Little Piggy Made It Thru The Market.
of 72 votes, 43% like it
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We Had Plans For World Domination, There's A Scheduling Conflict.
of 82 votes, 46% like it
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I Find That Sock Puppets Are The Easiest Actors To Work With.
of 77 votes, 55% like it
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Sometimes I Eat My Words And Play With My Food.
of 82 votes, 65% like it
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Never Mind The Future, Send Me Back In Time!
of 75 votes, 41% like it
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I Prefer To Keep Books In My Trunk Rather Than Junk.
of 67 votes, 49% like it
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Heroes Not Only Save Lives, They Also Satisfy Hunger.
of 72 votes, 40% like it
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Being A Solid Gold Dancer Is Actually Quite Difficult.
of 67 votes, 48% like it
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I Have Yet To Open A Fortune Cookie And Get Any Money.
of 85 votes, 60% like it
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I Sing And Dance Around My Home In A White Shirt And Tube Socks.
of 63 votes, 41% like it
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At Times Smells Remind Me Of My Childhood, This Isn't One Of Them
of 63 votes, 46% like it
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I Find That When Trying To Score, Knowing Math Is Best.
of 66 votes, 52% like it
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Since I'm Not One Of The Three Bears, I Lock My Front Door.
of 64 votes, 44% like it
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I Was Funny Once. Judging By The Look On Your Face, It's Not Now.
of 65 votes, 55% like it
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I Don't Need Magic, I Use The Force.
of 77 votes, 55% like it
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I Listen To Wrap Music, It's All About Makin' That Paper.
of 68 votes, 44% like it
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Save The Forests. Centaurs, Wood Nymphs And Gnomes Count On You.
of 79 votes, 56% like it
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(front)Once Upon A Time... (back) The End.
of 81 votes, 56% like it
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If You Find This On The Floor, It Means I'm Naked.
of 80 votes, 48% like it
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My Brain Is Powered By A Zombie On A Treadmill.
of 65 votes, 43% like it
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I Found The End Of The Rainbow And All I Got Was This Shirt.
of 64 votes, 44% like it
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Pigs Will Fly When A Fat Lady Sings While Hell Freezes Over.
of 70 votes, 43% like it
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I Can't Figure Out How There Are Flying Monkeys, But Not Pigs.
of 68 votes, 41% like it
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When It Comes To Fighting, I Prefer Pillows.
of 76 votes, 62% like it
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Window Shopping Panes Me.
of 68 votes, 46% like it
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(on back)If You're Reading This, It Means I Won Our Foot Race.
of 69 votes, 55% like it
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I Wanted To Be Original Today, So I Wore This Shirt.
of 74 votes, 42% like it
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Quick! No One's Looking, Let's Run Away And Join The Circus!
of 67 votes, 52% like it
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Curious Minds Want To Know What Exactly Happened To The Cat?
of 73 votes, 44% like it
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If I Were Really Rubber And You Were Glue, We'd Be Archenemies.
of 68 votes, 43% like it
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Tongue Twisters Are Best With Minty Fresh Breath.
of 64 votes, 42% like it
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I've Been Running Behind All Day. Could I Walk In Front Of You?
of 63 votes, 48% like it
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I Love Fortune Cookies. <glow ink>That Wasn't Chicken.
of 64 votes, 44% like it
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I Had A Thought, Then Sold It For A Penny.
of 67 votes, 45% like it
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Excuse Me, I'm Marching To The Beat Of A Different Drummer.
of 65 votes, 46% like it
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My Mind Is Wandering, Have You Seen It?
of 62 votes, 53% like it
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Being A Rock Star Really Only Applies To Heavy Metals.
of 61 votes, 51% like it
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When I Think Fast My Heart Races.
of 59 votes, 47% like it
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Unlike Magicians, Chemists Really Can Make Things Disappear.
of 67 votes, 58% like it
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I Love A Light Breeze, So I Built My House Out Of Straw.
of 63 votes, 51% like it
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Bananas Think Oranges Are Crazy.
of 56 votes, 50% like it
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Please Step Aside, I'm Walking My Pet Liger.
of 59 votes, 47% like it
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I Used To Play The Flute, But Mice Kept Following Me.
of 76 votes, 61% like it
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Nerds Don't Play Sports. We're Smart Enough To Keep Score.
of 69 votes, 51% like it
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My Chairs Are Not Musically Inclined, They Just Sit Around.
of 82 votes, 46% like it
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Money Doesn't Make The World Go Round, Science Does.
of 79 votes, 44% like it
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I Can't Foresee The Future, That's What My Magic 8 Ball Is For.
of 78 votes, 67% like it
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I Kept My Brain In A Jar, Until Someone Walked Off With It.
of 66 votes, 45% like it
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I Monopolize Time At Boardwalk and Park Place.
of 72 votes, 51% like it
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Construction Workers Whistle While They Work.
of 68 votes, 43% like it
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Love Letters And Bad Words Are The Good vs Evil of Grammar.
of 63 votes, 44% like it
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I Substitute Witty Conversation With Clever Words On My Shirt.
of 69 votes, 45% like it
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All That Glitters Doesn't Just Come In Gold, It's Glitter!
of 61 votes, 44% like it
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I'm Uncensored When Your Back Is Turned.
of 66 votes, 47% like it
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You're Right. (small) I'm Going To Throw This In Your Face Later.
of 66 votes, 44% like it
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When Opportunity Knocks I Pretend I'm Not Home.
of 75 votes, 44% like it
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I'd Rather Be A Butcher or A Baker Than A Candlestick Maker.
of 72 votes, 47% like it
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Running With Scissors Isn't Dangerous, Falling Down Is.
of 95 votes, 65% like it
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Love In An Elevator Only Works With Good Musak To Set The Mood.
of 69 votes, 41% like it
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Mimes Are Just Anti-Social Clowns.
of 89 votes, 63% like it
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That Chicken's Been Behind Me Since I Crossed The Road.
of 72 votes, 54% like it
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Unicorns And Leprechauns Agree: Rainbows Are Awesome!
of 66 votes, 48% like it
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I Always Drop It Like It's Hot, When I Forget To Use Potholders.
of 76 votes, 53% like it
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My Glass Doesn't See Itself as Half Full or Empty, It's a Glass.
of 63 votes, 41% like it
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Love Triangles Hate Squares.
of 72 votes, 54% like it
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I'm Bored. Let's Build A Fort.
of 85 votes, 58% like it
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I Don't Have a Green Thumb, But My Leprechaun Does.
of 71 votes, 54% like it
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I Prefer My Meat To Be Vegetarian.
of 62 votes, 52% like it
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Food: A Great Excuse to Drink.
of 66 votes, 48% like it
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Santa Claus: The Original Stranger With Candy.
of 81 votes, 56% like it
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Even Dim Lights Have Bright Ideas.
of 66 votes, 44% like it
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If I Sang For My Supper, I'd Starve.
of 60 votes, 43% like it
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Gravity Boots Make It Hard To Moonwalk.
of 72 votes, 43% like it
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Vicious Cycles Chase Their Own Tails.
of 79 votes, 48% like it
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Gumshoes Get Into Sticky Situations.
of 77 votes, 44% like it
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I Have Nothing; It's Not Much, But It's Something.
of 70 votes, 44% like it
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of 61 votes, 43% like it
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Bataille Royale, Avec Du Fromage, Sounds Amazing.
of 61 votes, 41% like it
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I Hate Change, So I Keep It In A Jar.
of 81 votes, 63% like it
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Rainbows Actually Aren't Very Tasty.
of 76 votes, 46% like it
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I Talk To Myself When I'm Alone.
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