I am missing my back molar. The scale in my bathroom, I just found out, makes you weigh 10 pounds less than you actually are. I am hitting myself on the head right now because of it. My remote control on the TV is gone, and now we can't change it to channel 3. Henceforth, we can't watch Cable television because it only appears on 3. We are now wasting money, and our lives are less fruitful because of it.
Once, while at a red light, my friend started to pick her nose. The car next to us started laughing at her. They were boys. She got so angry she jumped out of the driver's seat and started to beat up the kid in the passenger seat in the arm. That was scary. We are no longer friends. If I win a threadless submission, I will use it to pay off my credit card bill. The amount you win, matches my bill, exactly. Coincidental?